lol my teacher is hilarious
is your teacher misha collins
The second one ^
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
you guys wanna hear a joke
ok ok ok ok
how many ears does captain kirk have??
A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR
AND A FINAL FRONT EAR
this is mildly terrifying
This is brilliant and bloody scary at the same time.
red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns
anyone who associates with odysseusgirls who sleep with sam
Ok now this one is just fucking briliant.
I am compelled, by those who fascinate and intrigue me, curious enough to want to get to know you, indepth. Someone who can handle my intricate, complex nature.
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